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[16 Feb 2014|01:42am]
When I'm not busy watching "The Crow", I am doing my best at improving my falsetto. Smoking a pack of cloves a day is certainly not helping my cause. Doing nothing except watching "The Crow" doesn't help either. 
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[28 Jan 2014|07:47pm]
I've been living in my producer's basement for the past five years. All I've done is cry and cry and cry.

I finally come out to see NIN at the Grammies.


I should have stayed in the fucking basement. 
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[28 Jan 2014|07:35pm]
You know, this whole "black president" thing should have stayed in sci-fi. What's next? A WOMAN?!
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[17 Jan 2009|02:04am]
 I just woke up from my third coma this decade.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE A BLACK PRESIDENT!

YEAH SURE THEY'RE BLACK IN SCI-FI MOVIES BUT <B>THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED SCI-FI!!!!!</B>

I start dry-heaving whenever I think about it. I'm so disgusted. 


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[29 Apr 2008|05:49pm]
Sup ho?
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[28 Jan 2006|03:59am]
So I got ahold of Donnie Jeffcoat earlier. I guess he's out of jail now. He seemed kinda flakey when we went out for coffee. He kept looking over his shoulder. He hasn't heard from Omar in a few months...I guess he just vanished. I guess he also got raped in prison a lot...and he seemed to developed a taste for manmeat.
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[15 Jul 2005|11:01am]
I've been cutting myself for too long now. I really need a girlfriend. No one accepts me into their lives. I just want a nice hot metal or rivet chick to be arm in arm with. I cry these tears of mascara while my heart sings deep into the pits of my stomach.

Please...is my future ex-wife out there?

I need you now more than ever.
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[13 Mar 2005|11:41pm]
JOHN IS GAY
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[21 Dec 2004|10:02pm]


vapourwhores
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[10 Sep 2004|09:24pm]


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